And now the news…

January 15, 2008

Some news headlines from today…

1) Lebron James’s favorite song: ‘I Can’t Drive 55’ by Sammy Hagar

Note: The speed limit in Medina is not and has never been 101 mph.

2) Britney Spears favorite song: ‘Oops, I missed it again’ by Britney Spears (or is that ‘Oops I did it again’?… oh well)

Note: Evidently, going to court dates involving getting visitation rights for your children is for losers and sober people.

3) George Bush’s favorite song (upon learning that the Iran boat attack incident was likely pranksters): ‘Sabotage’ by the Beastie Boys

Note: Evidently, 40 foot long speedboats pose a much greater threat to multi-million dollar Navy destroyers than one would think.